Me and my "attorney" Leonard Crabs, pictured with my cousin who had been shrunk using the incredible Shrink-O-Ray. Ahem.
many people have made a grave misjudgment and found this page, possibly under the influence of drugs. Yes, that's you Leonard.
One day I was walking down the street when someone who happened to be quite
short (see Roberts, Randall) exploded and I almost
got wet. And when my other friend who's a queen, Queen Latifah, went shopping, the store refused
to give her a discount. Or maybe that was Buddy Cole. I
always get confused. Perhaps it's because of all those pills I took, the ones I found
in the garbage of some old lady who died. There was a story in the newspaper about some old
lady using some experimental medicine which made her think she could fly, so she tried, and it
turned out she in fact could not. I wonder if the two stories are related. Well, I have to go, as
there is a gigantic Tyrannosaur at my door selling Tyrannosaur Guide cookies. Hey look, there's
bugs under my skin...
BLANTANT STUPIDITY (aka LINKS)
My FFAFQ file It raises more questions than, well, a questionney thing! Yeah!
Dutrisac.net 133t H4x0R eXtr0RdiN@r3 w4Nt5 y0Ur hItZ m4n!
Low End Mac If you have a Mac, even a high end one, this is the site for you.
Leonard Crabs My "attorney". It's good to catch him right after he takes his medication.
My Old Site. My old site. With links to my old site, that links to my even older site. Yeah.
What my desktop looks like
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